I know I'm technically not a 'working' breed, but my friend
Ayatollah Mugsy needs a brick wall demolished. Below is my resume, but I need references. So for those of you who know me, please post a reference in the comments. Wish me luck!
Brody The BulldogAKA - Bro, Ice Man, PupDaddy, Kong-Killah
Bull by the Horns
www.brodysbunker.blogspot.com
BrodytheBulldog@Yahoo.com
Skills:Inherent Bulldog strength
Naturally excellent in teeth-bearing and eyebrow-shifting
Black collar level in toy assault
Skilled in AssGass utilization for crowd control
Self-taught proficiency in beggary
Not afraid of Thunder
Accomplishments:Total kills: 49
-- Plush Toys: 8
-- Chew Toys: 10
-- Squeaky Toys: 6
-- Soccer Balls: 4
-- Greenies: 17
-- Television Remote: 1
-- Mom's Unmentionables: 3
No Criminal Record as of Jan. 2006
Co-Captain of Dog Park Wrestling Team - Current
Successfully completed Dog Camp, a 3-week intensive Pack-Commando training program. Winter 2005/2006
Headbutt Mom's kitchen doggie gate to oblivion - Sept. 2005
House Trained - Aug. 2005
Hobbies: Gnawing
Texas-Hold'em