Name That Pug!

Can you believe it? This lil' guy needs a name!

He is about to be adopted and for some reason, he can't remember his name. He must have had a troubled past to have amnesia like this or perhaps he is in the Pug Protection Program. Either way, his human is taking suggestions on his blog, and I figured some of you may have worthy suggestions that would preserve this Pugs dignity and spare him from the humiliation of a name resembling his human's blog-theme.

These are his Info and rules:
The dog is a Pug
The dog is a male
The name should be humorous
The name cannot be Meathead, Piggy, Fatty or Bud/Buddy

If [his human] should choose the name you submit, [his human] will provide you with an Amazon.com gift certificate worth $10US, as thanks. This does not necessarily mean that [his human] will limit my choice of names to those submitted.