Pyrotechnics for Dogs

Lesson #1

Observe this training video demonstrating advanced pyrotechnics handling and improvised assault.



See how the recruit remains focused and uses precision timing and lightening speed. By maintaining a low profile the recruit attains steath mode by cruising under the enemy's radar (note the short legs). Also, notice that the pup aims the mortar by selecting the correct grip and then circles to the left - a technique learned from our herding seminar. Lastly, rest assured, while you can clearly hear the humans cackling in fear - none were harmed in the making of this video.