Commando for Hire
I know I'm technically not a 'working' breed, but my friend Ayatollah Mugsy needs a brick wall demolished. Below is my resume, but I need references. So for those of you who know me, please post a reference in the comments. Wish me luck!
Brody The Bulldog
AKA - Bro, Ice Man, PupDaddy, Kong-Killah
Bull by the Horns
www.brodysbunker.blogspot.com
BrodytheBulldog@Yahoo.com
Skills:
Inherent Bulldog strength
Naturally excellent in teeth-bearing and eyebrow-shifting
Black collar level in toy assault
Skilled in AssGass utilization for crowd control
Self-taught proficiency in beggary
Not afraid of Thunder
Accomplishments:
Total kills: 49
-- Plush Toys: 8
-- Chew Toys: 10
-- Squeaky Toys: 6
-- Soccer Balls: 4
-- Greenies: 17
-- Television Remote: 1
-- Mom's Unmentionables: 3
No Criminal Record as of Jan. 2006
Co-Captain of Dog Park Wrestling Team - Current
Successfully completed Dog Camp, a 3-week intensive Pack-Commando training program. Winter 2005/2006
Headbutt Mom's kitchen doggie gate to oblivion - Sept. 2005
House Trained - Aug. 2005
Hobbies:
Gnawing
Texas-Hold'em
Brody The BulldogAKA - Bro, Ice Man, PupDaddy, Kong-Killah
Bull by the Horns
www.brodysbunker.blogspot.com
BrodytheBulldog@Yahoo.com
Skills:
Inherent Bulldog strength
Naturally excellent in teeth-bearing and eyebrow-shifting
Black collar level in toy assault
Skilled in AssGass utilization for crowd control
Self-taught proficiency in beggary
Not afraid of Thunder
Accomplishments:
Total kills: 49
-- Plush Toys: 8
-- Chew Toys: 10
-- Squeaky Toys: 6
-- Soccer Balls: 4
-- Greenies: 17
-- Television Remote: 1
-- Mom's Unmentionables: 3
No Criminal Record as of Jan. 2006
Co-Captain of Dog Park Wrestling Team - Current
Successfully completed Dog Camp, a 3-week intensive Pack-Commando training program. Winter 2005/2006
Headbutt Mom's kitchen doggie gate to oblivion - Sept. 2005
House Trained - Aug. 2005
Hobbies:
Gnawing
Texas-Hold'em
posted by Brody the Bulldog @ 11:30 AM
8 Comments:
At 2:32 PM,
Batpug said…
If you don't get the gig with the ayatollah, I could use a dog like you as my new sidekick. The only drawback is that you'd have to wear a green speedo. I had to fire my last Robin after he kept saying things like, "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!" Kinda distracting when you're trying to fight crime.
At 2:55 PM,
Daisy the Boston Terrier said…
I'll give you a reference Brody
Ayatolla, you should hire Brody. If I ever needed a wall knocked down he would be the first dog that I would call. (If I can ever figure out how to use the phone that is)
At 9:27 PM,
Ayatollah Mugsy said…
Brody,
I have posted a job offer for you on my blog. I hope that you will consider this position. There is no unitard involved.
Sincerely,
Mugsy
Supreme Ayatollah
Pug Life Ministries
At 2:29 PM,
Sandy said…
Hey Brody, you sound like the man for the job over at Mugsey's. If you need a place to stay in Florida, we'd let you stay here and patrol our 'hood.
At 8:08 PM,
Brody the Bulldog said…
Whooo-Hooo!
Thank you everyone! For all the great references!
At 2:08 PM,
Boomer and his mom Carol said…
I'm chackler's dog Boomer and I linked you on my site if that's okay. My mom regularly read's the Ayatollah's site and she found your site yesterday.
I couldn't figure out how to post the picture though so if you can tell me how I would most appreciate it.
At 10:26 PM,
Thomas Peterson said…
Dear Brody, as a mayoral candidate for Anoka, Minnesota, I am in desparate need of the kind of protection you offer. As you can read in my blog, my last bodyguard was a scaredy cat. I hope you would consider working for me. I know that the drive might be a bit long, so I hope you like car rides. I'm also open to the idea of telecommuting.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Thomas Peterson
At 1:12 PM,
Ivy said…
hey hey brody! you are welcome to come chase skwerrels in my yard any time! a dog of your great skill is highly valuable in my neighborhood!
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