Turkey Butt

This is, I mean, was Herb. He came over for dinner. We're both round, like to gobble and get our bellies rubbed. On the other hand, he got stuffed and I'm still hungry. He also used to be furry like me - but I guess he got all plucked-up one night and woke up naked.

Mom thought he looked a little pale, so we oiled him up and put him in the oven to get a tan. Herb must have really liked it there because he went on a permanent vacation... yeah, IN MY BELLY!!

Hoo-ray for Tur-key day!