Bull by the Horns

You think you got problems? Try being a bulldog with no nuts.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Pity the Fool!

Happy Howl-o-ween!
I went to the Hautedog Howl-o-ween Parade at Long Beach and had a blast struting my scupted bulky physic as Mr. T.

Mom went a little photo crazy and took loads of pictures of all the other dogs in costume. Check them out!


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Franken-Cleaner

I'm writing a script for the next great Halloween horror flick to hit the big screen. Tim Burton is already bugging me about wanting to direct it.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Eye of the Tiger

To be more in character for my Halloween costume, I'll need to bulk up a bit...

But these darn narcoleptic spells really put a damper on my work out.

I'll just close my eyes for a second and 'plan' my next workout.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Halloween preparations

It's never too early to think about your Halloween costume...You don't ever want to procrastinate and end up having a lame outfit. So....
Mom and Dad are in a heated debate on which character I should dress up as for Halloween:


A. MR. T a.k.a B.A. Baracus







OR




B. Dog "Duane" Chapman -a.k.a The Bounty Hunter












It really comes down to wether you're partial to Mohawks or Mullets.....
Place a comment to vote!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Mild Narcolepsy



Narcolepsy
Main Entry: nar·co·lep·sy
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -sies
is a chronic neurological disorder caused by the brain's inability to regulate sleep-wake cycles normally. At various times throughout the day, people (or dogs) with narcolepsy experience fleeting urges to sleep. If the urge becomes overwhelming, patients fall asleep for periods lasting from a few seconds to several minutes. In rare cases, some people may remain asleep for an hour or longer.

Hum.....I'm no Doctor but I might have a mild case of Narcolepsy. I definitly have the uncanny ability to spontaneously fall asleep at any time, any where and any how ...(as seen on the picture above I've been able to do this since I was a young pup) But make no mistake..one crinkle of a bag of treats or the mere sound of kibble raining down on my bowl will always wake me up.

Dude, atleast I dont have it as bad as this guy...