Bull by the Horns

You think you got problems? Try being a bulldog with no nuts.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Soccer Camp

Swimming lessons, horseback riding, potato-sack races, religious education and paramilitary training - Talk about summertime fun! There's no better way to spend the summer!

That's why I've volunteered my time and skills to teach a soccer clinic at Ayatollah Mugsy's Youth Indoctrination Camp. Obviously these young ones have much to learn but I'm confident that they will improve once I've crushed their egos - since only then, in the grip of humiliation, can they embrace the canine as superior in yet another aspect of life and thus begin to re-learn the basics of ball-hoggery.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bulldog Beard Grooming

Yeah yeah, I know what you are all thinking... and you're wrong. Bulldogs can TOO have beards. Pugs have beards... so why can't bullies have beards too? huh? Answer me that - smarty-pants.

I'm trying to grow out my beard. I can't wait till its nice and full and fluffy. It will serve as a a nice head-rest when my dad isn't around. It's only been a few minutes, and already I seem to have a nice base coat started. I'm sure, with my mom's help, I'll be a shoe-in for the World Beard Championships.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Sleeping in

Somebody hit the snooze button!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Keeping Up Appearances

Inspired by Thomas Peterson's latest campaign photos, I thought my old ARF propaganda photos needed a little lomo retouching. ARF's official PR manager (aka Mom) downloaded some photoshop actions from this blogger to achieve the fake lomo effect. Hey--It's cheaper than Botox!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Hot Dog

It's been so hot latelty it's just criminal. Good thing I've stashed plenty of Frosty Paws and a six-pack of Happy Tail Ale in the fridge.

I've also ordered ARF troops to assemble a summer preparedness kit to keep cool and safe during these sweltering days.
-Doggie Sunblock
- Outward HoundTM H2O on the Go Hydration System Dog Pack
- ChillyDog Cool Vests neck wraps

Sunday, July 09, 2006

The Blob

As captain of the wrestling team, I like to challenge myself by taking on all sorts of opponent. Watch how I take this green blob to school.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

4th of July Supplies

In preperation for this evening's festivities, I made sure to stop by my arms dealer to stock up on some necessities...