Bull by the Horns

You think you got problems? Try being a bulldog with no nuts.

Friday, June 16, 2006


Did I mention my middle name was Beckham? I've been sharpening my skillz since 12 weeks of age!
Apart from poker, us doggies LOVE Football.

My dad and I have been watching all the world cup games we can.

I've been thinking of organizing an ARF football squad to represent Pugistan.

Be sure to sign up in the comments section if you want to participate! We'll need a goalie so If any of you know how to use your "hands" let me know.

Since we'll be the only canine team, we'll have to practice during the off season with these guys

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Luxury ARF HummerK9 SUVs

ARF Press Release
Los Angeles, CA -- Luxury ARF HummerK9 SUVs are now available to the public. Unlike it's gas guzzling, human transport counterpart, this Eco-friendly human powered vehicle is helping to combat human obesity thus extending the life and overall wellness of your human owner as well as reducing occurrences of heat strokes for us pets.

Standard features include multiple cup holders, raw hide trim interior and a GPS (Greenies Pez-dispensing System). Spinning hub caps not included.

Tech developers from General Atomics Aeronautical Systems
(GAAS) have been contracted to develop a hybrid version of the ARF Hummers by early 2008. The Hybrid version will make use of a pack of harnessed squirrels which should extend it's MPH (miles per human).

Don't be the last doggie on your block to get one!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Who needs ADT when you have a Bully?

A.R.F. Security Agent saves the Day

Tampa, Florida - A normally quiet English bulldog helped his owner in an attempted robbery early Friday morning. Chris Inman awoke to a noise in his home.

I saw the guy standing up through my window, said Inman. I snapped my fingers and yelled out for Scooter. He came right around me and probably got to the dresser when [the man] came around.

Inman said that his dog pushed the intruder and bit the man's arm.

As a reward, Inman gave Scooter doggie ice cream. He even cooked up a juicy steak for his dog.

Authorities have alerted all local hospitals to be on the lookout for a man with a dog bite on his arm.

When asked for comment, A.R.F. Supreme Commander, Brody the Bulldog, said " The true measure of Scooter's success is his ability to be content, even proud, that he succeeded in his mission through his own courage - leaving only a trail of soggy rawhide in his wake." As a result of his loyalty and bravery, Scooter has been awarded the A.R.F. Silver Bone - a metal of valor.

-Valerie Boey, Tampa Bay's 10 News

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Sawin' Logs

Ever have one of those days where you are just so dog-tired that even snoring wears you out? I'm sure all you smooshed-faced breeds out there know what I'm talking about...
Well, here I am - passed out in my mom's lap - playing a tune on my soft palate.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Border Patrol

Those terrorist squirels are becoming braver and braver about trying to cross my heavily guarded dog zone in an attempt to reak havoc on mom's jade plants.

I was not detered by his glowing evil beady eyes as I stood guard. Instead I showed him the raggled remains of the last squirel who attempted to get a free jade plant buffet.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Brody Warpup

Check it out! I made this self portrait for my art expression class which is part of the newly required A.R.F. Canine Ethics curriculum.

Coincidentally, A.R.F. denies all allegations of squirrel massacres and rabbit torture.