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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Who needs ADT when you have a Bully?

A.R.F. Security Agent saves the Day

Tampa, Florida - A normally quiet English bulldog helped his owner in an attempted robbery early Friday morning. Chris Inman awoke to a noise in his home.

I saw the guy standing up through my window, said Inman. I snapped my fingers and yelled out for Scooter. He came right around me and probably got to the dresser when [the man] came around.

Inman said that his dog pushed the intruder and bit the man's arm.

As a reward, Inman gave Scooter doggie ice cream. He even cooked up a juicy steak for his dog.

Authorities have alerted all local hospitals to be on the lookout for a man with a dog bite on his arm.

When asked for comment, A.R.F. Supreme Commander, Brody the Bulldog, said " The true measure of Scooter's success is his ability to be content, even proud, that he succeeded in his mission through his own courage - leaving only a trail of soggy rawhide in his wake." As a result of his loyalty and bravery, Scooter has been awarded the A.R.F. Silver Bone - a metal of valor.

-Valerie Boey, Tampa Bay's 10 News

2 Comments:

  • At 10:34 AM, Blogger srspacemonkey said…

    are you going to send him a silver bone? or at least a certificate?

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger Brody the Bulldog said…

    Yep - most likely - since Scooter may be unable to attend the next A.R.F. award ceremony. Considering the dedication he has toward his assignment - delivering his metal and having some sort of local ceremony is more likely.

     

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