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Friday, May 26, 2006

Friends in High Places

Introducing Thomas Peterson.

Alright, alright – I admit it. He’s not quite in a high place… yet. BUT he is running for mayor of Anoka, Minnesota. The way I see it, the more pups in political power, the more likely it is that a dog nation will realized. Therefore, I have agreed to dispatch a battalion of A.R.F. security troops to ensure his safety.

He’s a French Bulldog – a fellow smooshed-face breed who is vehemently against surgical debarkment, relishes both freedom and diversity of belief and has a kick-ass theme song. (click here to listen!)

He also raises credible campaign funds by throwing poker parties. What else brings us dogs together than a good long nighTexastexas hold'’em.

Perhaps, with his political prowess, he can provide universal access to rawhide or convince Starbucks to create more ergonomic frappuccino cups, or help organize a special education program for our mentally challenged cousins.

While I know many of you do not live in Anoka – and thus may not be able vote on your own – there is still time to move there, or at the least, get the word out!

VOTE for Thomas!!

2 Comments:

  • At 5:07 AM, Blogger Daisy the Boston Terrier said…

    He's got my vote!

     
  • At 12:00 AM, Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said…

    It is my understanding that federal election laws prevent Pug Life Ministries, as a nonprofit religious group, from formally endorsing Thomas. But I will funnel the appropriate funds to our clandestine political action committee.

     

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