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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Luxury ARF HummerK9 SUVs

ARF Press Release
Los Angeles, CA -- Luxury ARF HummerK9 SUVs are now available to the public. Unlike it's gas guzzling, human transport counterpart, this Eco-friendly human powered vehicle is helping to combat human obesity thus extending the life and overall wellness of your human owner as well as reducing occurrences of heat strokes for us pets.

Standard features include multiple cup holders, raw hide trim interior and a GPS (Greenies Pez-dispensing System). Spinning hub caps not included.

Tech developers from General Atomics Aeronautical Systems
(GAAS) have been contracted to develop a hybrid version of the ARF Hummers by early 2008. The Hybrid version will make use of a pack of harnessed squirrels which should extend it's MPH (miles per human).

Don't be the last doggie on your block to get one!

4 Comments:

  • At 5:13 PM, Blogger Thomas Peterson said…

    Oh, how I'd love to get my paws on one of these. Do they offer a convertible?

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Blogger Daisy the Boston Terrier said…

    Ooooo, nice. Does it come in Black. I look good in black.

     
  • At 9:47 AM, Blogger Adventures of Bismarck said…

    Brody - just so you know, I finally got the buttons you created on my blog as links. Your instructions were very helpful. Thanks

     
  • At 9:21 PM, Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said…

    That looks like a nice ride, Brody. But I fear I would have trouble keeping my eyes on the road with that rawhide-trimmed interior.

     

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