Bull by the Horns

You think you got problems? Try being a bulldog with no nuts.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The King

I've got my humans trained pretty well. When ever I want ice water I just sit beside my dish and give them my "Elvis" face.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

He works hard for his Kibble

Some say I'm spoiled, but I'd like to think I pull my own weight (55 lbs of huggable chubs). I go to work with my mom at least 3 x a week to promote a low stress environment so all the humans can maintain maximum levels of productivity. I've been here for only a couple of months and I've already been promoted to VP of Doggie Resources!

Joey, CEO of the Doggie Department and my mom's boss' Cocker spaniel said he intends to retire soon. All that barking at the UPS man is really taking it's toll on his health... all he really wants to do is stay home with his grandpups. Who knows, another promotion maybe in the works!

Honestly I'd rather be outside -- I've drawn this picture on my mom's white board in hopes she gets the idea.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Turkey Butt

This is, I mean, was Herb. He came over for dinner. We're both round, like to gobble and get our bellies rubbed. On the other hand, he got stuffed and I'm still hungry. He also used to be furry like me - but I guess he got all plucked-up one night and woke up naked.

Mom thought he looked a little pale, so we oiled him up and put him in the oven to get a tan. Herb must have really liked it there because he went on a permanent vacation... yeah, IN MY BELLY!!

Hoo-ray for Tur-key day!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Doo Wah Ditty - Ditty Dum Ditty Doo!

I was cruising along at the park when suddenly I thought I saw my own reflection - but this time, it wasn't doing what I was doing.
So I was like, 'Come here often?' and she said she just moved here from up north.

Her name is Ruby.

We played chase, rolled around and shared treats. She's a fun chick! It was good to play with someone who knows the same games I do. I think she likes me...
Then again, she might just want me for my treats.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Pour Moi?

Hey everyone! Check it out - I got a new dog toy! - er, at least I think it's a dog toy. It's fleece. It squeaks when you get it just right and is great for gnawing. On the other hand, it is nice and soft and good for spooning...

Lucky for me it is brand new (still has that new-toy smell). Either way, it's mine now! I can't wait to get it all slobbery for my parents!

Friday, November 18, 2005


My mom can sometimes be careless and unknowingly let things fall from the kitchen counter. She was making more of that leafy stuff and one "accidentally" (never admit guilt!) landed in my mouth...

Well folks, I hate to say it but it didn't really met my expectations...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Salad Stalker

What is that smell?
What is that crunching sound?
What is that leafy stuff and why isn't it in my mouth yet?

Maybe if I stare at it long enough it'll get closer....

Come to me oh leafy bowl of forbidden crunchy goodness!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Puppy Play Ground

Today my Mom took me to the Local Dog Park so I could run around and play with other dogs. She found a stick for me to chase, but I decide to upgrade. I had such a good time that when I got home and went to bed, I dreamt I was still there!

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Ya know, bats aren't the only ones who like to sleep upside down. As far back as I can remember, I've been sleeping kinda weird. Turns out, I'm just a back-sleeper. Literally, I roll over and, like that, I'm out.

Oh - the breeze on my belly - so so comfy! Not to mention the maximum potential for belly rubs and a cuteness factor that's off the scale!!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

So close... yet so far...

I think I can see it!

Doh! I think my head is stuck!

Just... a... little... further!

Sunday, November 06, 2005


Me?! High maintenance?! Nah... I'm just a dog who appreciates a good shampoo, brush, blowdry, pedicure, manicure, facial AND massage ...at least once a week. It's just so relaxing - sometimes I just pass out and let my Mom do her magic.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Catch me if you can!

Sheesh, I'm tuckered out. I may be a bulldog but I swear i can sprint like a greyhound-- especially when my dad thinks he can snag my toys away from me. Doesn't he know?...four paws are faster than two! But really it comes down to my strategy, which is to get him all dizzy as I loop around in circles until he gives up.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Couch Potato

From Tater-tot to Couch Potato! This is my doggy couch - where I spend a pretty good chunk of my time. Its a great place to get comfy or gnaw on my toys. Now, all I need is a doggy remote-control.