Operation Pork Chop

After being informed of the recent swine attacks in Florida, I have coordinated a effort to stem the hog-hound tensions that have persisted the rural south.

A.R.F. will activate a secret weapon... a dog on the inside...

Flash, the dog we all know and love from The Dukes of Hazzard, has volunteered to fly - unarmed - straight into the pigs nest, in an effort to confront Boss Hog and convince him to stop his ruthless exploitation of poor, homeless and immigrant canines from live bacon mastication.

No doubt, Flash is trying to make up for his tarnished image since the remake of his once respected series. Flash, we admire your bravery. You are sincerely one of the great doggie diplomats of the canine era.