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Friday, January 20, 2006

Techno Dog

Lesson #2

Information and communication is key.

Our ARF Communications and Recon Equipment has just arrived.

Shaped like a bone, this device allows paws free use by operating as a speakerphone and picking up automatically when called. It is mounted on a red strap for wearing around the neck (no clunky headset needed), and is labeled with a large paw —because The PetsCell, as it is called, is a mobile cellular communication unit for dogs on the go. See PetsMobility for more details. Keep in mind recruits, calling 900 numbers will not be tolerated and remember... big brother may be listening.

This GPS Doggie Tracking Unit from globalpetfinder gives ARF battlefield commanders the opportunity to see the location of every soldier and the ability to employ forces as needed.

However, it is essential that these units do not fall into the wrong hands, thus while it is advantageous that the location of a captured soldier or civilian be known so rescue forces can immediately respond, it is required that each recruit destroy his locator in the event of capture.

4 Comments:

  • At 7:05 PM, Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said…

    Proper communication equipment is one of the keys to victory. You are a born leader Brody.

     
  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said…

    Looks like you're on top of things, Brody. Way to remind the recruits about not calling 900 numbers. That can be a real budget killer.

    Do you remember the Web site you used for your online polls? I am in need of some limited democracy. I tried one site, but I couldn't get the html/javascript/whatever to work with Blogger.

     
  • At 10:55 AM, Blogger Brody the Bulldog said…

    Sure Ayatolla Mugsy - I used WebPollCentral. Although, I couldn't get the javascript to work either, so I'm actually using the mode where you have to cut-n-paste the code onto your template. Definately not the most efficient method... Also, there may be better poll widgets out there. I'd say this one is satisfactory, but basic - and a little buggy given the javascript debacle - so I can't enthusiastically recommend it.

    And Boomer - Thanks dog!

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said…

    Thanks, Bro.

     

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