Detainee Intelligence Report
A.R.F. Intelligence has uncovered the following information regarding the identification of the canine detainees currently being held at the Doggonamo Detention Center in Eugene, Org.
Sources indicate that there are actually 6 canines involved, however as of yet, their names are unknown.
In addition to being accused of taking revenge on Oklahoma-Oregon referees, four of the hostages are alleged to have traveled to China in late 2001 with the intent of getting to Afghanistan to organize a rawhide smuggling ring. Unfortunately, no information has been uncovered regarding the background or identity of the fifth detainee.
The sixth canine, who is the ex-wife of one of the hostages, allegedly wired kibble funds to her ex-husband to support the group's efforts - and is currently at large, but possibly hiding out in the area of where the other five were originally arrested.
Sources indicate that there are actually 6 canines involved, however as of yet, their names are unknown.In addition to being accused of taking revenge on Oklahoma-Oregon referees, four of the hostages are alleged to have traveled to China in late 2001 with the intent of getting to Afghanistan to organize a rawhide smuggling ring. Unfortunately, no information has been uncovered regarding the background or identity of the fifth detainee.
The sixth canine, who is the ex-wife of one of the hostages, allegedly wired kibble funds to her ex-husband to support the group's efforts - and is currently at large, but possibly hiding out in the area of where the other five were originally arrested.
posted by Brody the Bulldog @ 11:03 PM
1 Comments:
At 9:07 PM,
T-man Angel said…
Those poor pups!! I hear conditions at Dogganomo are bleak -- no soft beds to lie in, no treats, no belly rubs. My thoughts and prayers are with these six detainees.
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