Bull by the Horns

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Friday, March 10, 2006

Liquid Kryptonite

Mom (aka Lex Luther) has been walking around with a green spray bottle. It weakens me from jumping on to the couches, beds or ottomans...damn you mom! -- had you not been feeding me for the past 10 months, there would be serious consiquences for you-- like the saying goes..never bite the hand that feeds you!


  • At 9:20 AM, Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said…

    The accursed spray bottle is the bane of my existence. Perhaps a surgical strike on the bottle-making factory is in order.


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