Herb's Return

I was checking up on my private stash of pumpkin biscuits in the fridge when a familiar sight greeted me on the first lower level shelf. It WAS HERB!--just chillin' out. He looks larger than he did last year, maybe a couple pounds heavier. He's pale as usual but Mom said with a little exfoliating scrub (salt and pepper), tanning lotion (olive oil) and a couple hours in the tanning bed (oven) he'll be as golden as Bob Barker after a sunny in day in Florida