The Secret to Longevity
This is Boom Boom aka, The Grandmaster. He's 13 bulldog years old (that's 91 human years) --now that's somthing to aspire to. So I asked him his secrets to longevity."Well Grasshoper" he said, "it's starts with a healthy kibble diet, none of that human food"
"No Human food?!" I gasped--"that is going to be tough! I don't know if I can handle that."
Then he reached in his treat bag of fortune biscuits, cracked it open and handed me the fortune that said: "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step."
I bowed my head in humility..."True that Sensei,True That..."
posted by Brody the Bulldog @ 9:40 PM
10 Comments:
At 12:07 AM,
Deanna said…
He does look like he knows all!
At 9:13 AM,
Anonymous said…
boom boom looks very happy.. important component of long life... good mom and dad...
At 8:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hi Brody,
What a cute story it is!
Mommy is so proud that Boom Boom is on your blog
Thank you very very much!!
I hope to see you at Bull Beauty contest next month
At 11:30 PM,
Ayatollah Mugsy said…
Your sensei sounds very wise, indeed.
At 4:20 PM,
Cairo The Boxer said…
How profound! And look he's got all his own teeth!
At 8:02 PM,
Joe Stains said…
no human food? is life really worth living without it?
At 1:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
omg! Too funny! No human food, huh? bummer that... by the way, we call my Buxom Bullmastiff Girl "Boom Boom Butt".
At 8:10 PM,
Jennifer said…
Bow to your sensei! LOL! Loved it! Had me cracking up. And that is a great picture.
At 9:38 PM,
Tin Tin Blogdog said…
Hmmmm, or as ole Confucius said, "In vain have I spent in thought whole days without food, whole nights without sleep! Study is better."
And he got THAT wrong. The 'whole days without food' concept is just plain wrong.
So check Boom Boom's credentials, will ya?
Chow for now,
Tin Tin xo
At 11:06 PM,
Nugget said…
I just couldn't do it.. no human food!
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