Hollywood: Room for Two Soccer Stars?
I think I need to renegotiate my soccer contract, as I'm literally working for kibble and Beckham will be earning 1 million per week for 5 years when he hops the pond here to LALALand. What's he got that I don't? I got the smashing good looks (which I'm banking on to win the 2007 Long Beach Bulldog Beauty Contest) and I can Bend it as well or even better than Beckham. All I lack is a posh trophy wife.
posted by Brody the Bulldog @ 8:24 AM
7 Comments:
At 7:16 PM,
Jennifer said…
Right on!!! I have seen a clip of the Bulldog Beauty Contest on YouTube. Good luck!!!
At 11:42 AM,
Joe Stains said…
Thank you for my nomination, you are a good friend!
At 7:14 AM,
Zeus said…
That amount of money makes me sick. No one should make that much in such a short period of time.
Here's to you winning your contest, Brody! I think you're a shoe-in.
At 3:13 AM,
MJ's doghouse said…
UMMMmm Brody...not to be too forward or anything...but...hmmm...how can i put this without sound ing desperate...I , MJ , am Hot...and single...(that is unless Dudley suddenly proposes....then sorry...)..but if that doesnt happen...I am here for you stud...
At 4:35 PM,
Ayatollah Mugsy said…
If you do manage to land one of those $250 million contracts, please don't forget to tithe to the ministry.
Good luck in the beauty pageant!
At 8:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
Brody - I am an English Petite Pug hence I can be your POSH. heee Aine
At 1:43 AM,
Buster the Wired Fox Terror said…
How does he fit 1 million kibbles in his wallet?
Bussie Kissies
Buster
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